Well, there is good news for you!
If you think you have what it takes to ensure that you will get scammed again by another rip-off artist then join the club. We are lurking throughout the 'net looking for people like you!
We encourage you to be our next victim, because WE are the ones who make all the money-NOT you. In fact, we have made millions already off of suckers like you.
We would love to have you be our next specimen! We also would love to see your credit card or checking account number as well.
We also will assure you that your money will be safe with us, and that we will never contact you again, except to send you B.S (And we don’t mean college level material) via e-mail or postal mail from time to time.
By the way, each time we send you new information it will probably be from a different address each time.
For now, however, you will be pleased to know that if you enroll in Dr. Stillbrokes's "Make Money" Program* today you will also receive a bonus e-pamphlet called....
Is This Home Internet Business Program Nothing But Bullshit?
This extra piece of BS bonus will definitely provide you will enough extremely irrelevant information that will confuse you all the more as you continue setting up your multi-level marketing scam--I mean operation.
Please enroll now, because this is definitely and positively the only opportunity you will ever have to make as much money as Dr. Stillbroke does.
You can get this program for like less than a dollar if you call this number in less than a second:
Dr. Stillbroke operators are standing by to accept your call. If you wait until tomorrow you may be sorry.
We may not even be accessible at this phone number tomorrow, because we will change it so that law enforcement or private investigators will not catch us in our scamming efforts.
It is vital to our health and happiness at your expense that you do call us number now!
We want you to make sure you call us now and give us your money as fast as possible before that number we have given you on this site is disconnected.
In fact, if you do call this number in the time allotted you will be awarded an extra publication of Bullshit absolutely free!
This second free book is called
More Bullshit: Dr. Stillbrokes Make Money Scam Edition II
It will be yours absolutely free!!! but remember you only have less than a second to pick up that phone and call!!.
(Hope you have cable or DSL Internet, or your gonna miss out!)
You can also send any questions you have regarding this program-once you join this program. However, you will have to pay an extra few hundred dollars to get a live person help you in this way.
Our online chat support handle is as follows:
However, we will not answer your e-mails unless you pay us first. So, please support us in our easy money-scamming opportunity and give us all the personal information about your finances as you possibly can.
After that, we will think about contacting you but you can be almost assured that we will not. We are waiting for your Dr. Stillbroke Money Program* order confirmation so we can steal your credit card number and your identity.
You also can be assured positively that you will never hear from us again once you make your payment to enroll in Dr. Stillbroke's Money Program*.
Rest assured, however, even if you will never hear from us again you will still receive the Bullshit that we promised you.
That is what we are all about. We really do deliver what we promise-Bullshit. That is more than some online business scams will give you, so please give us your money so we can rip you off.
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*This is a fictitious program. However, I must admit that we think it would be absolutely funny if this (Dr. Stillbroke's "Make Money Program") was the name of a popular business scam.
**I would laugh if this was actually a real e-mail, because its not supposed to be. Spammers go nuts!!
*** Duh! This is a joke so the click link is not active-sucker!
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